Volume 1, no. 24

 "Good point. Our big pressure-filled presentation for next week doesn’t seem so bad anymore."

Volume 1, no. 23

 "If we ever get off this island, I'm never going to the beach again."

Volume 1, no. 22

 "I'll be totally bummed if I miss the Health Care enrollment deadline."

Volume 1, no. 21

 "I still can't get over how nice this feels. There is like zero humidity."

Volume 1, no. 20

 

Volume 1, no. 19

 "This, my friend, is a real bummer. They were gonna serve prime rib tonight."

Volume 1, no. 18

 "This does not loom well for football watching tomorrow."

Volume 1, no. 17

 "Sure the isolation has been rough, but on the bright side, there are like zero flies."

Volume 1, no. 16

 "I'm still not hungry enough to eat that starfish."

Volume 1, no. 15

 "If this isn't immediately resolved, then my 417 day Duolingo streak is in serious jeopardy."

Volume 1, no. 14

 "Now we're absolutely entering oblivion. My watch no longer works."

Volume 1, no. 13

"This remote island living is proving to be inconvenient to my paleo-diet."

 

Volume 1, no. 12

 "For the millionth time, no, I don’t have any gum."

Volume 1, no. 11

"What I'd give for one of those moist towelettes. This sand just gets everywhere." 

Volume 1, no. 10

 "Dammit, in our haste I forgot my valise."

Volume 1, no. 9

 "I still can't believe how clear the water is here. What I'd give for a mask and snorkel."

Volume 1, no. 8

"I will definitely not mince my words on the Yelp review."

Volume 1, no. 7

 "Imagine how much fun this would be if we had a frisbee."

Volume 1, no. 6

 "What are you giving up for Lent?"

Volume 1, no. 5

"I don't want to dwell on the negatives, but the car keys are going down with the ship."

 

Volume 1, no. 4

"Advocate for that sweet ocean breeze as I know you will, but meanwhile, my cuticles are getting absolutely battered here."

Volume 1, no. 3

 "Under almost any other conditions, though, you gotta admit, that's a beautiful sunset."

Volume 1, no. 2

 "You gotta admit, we're both getting the most beautiful tan."

Volume 1, no. 1

"Well, that was an abrupt end to vacation."